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lomasbello
Venezuela

Olindalima ( F ) great decoration!!


anaisabel001Hope you are doing great!! thanks for your post about men and women!! I have heard it about that the other day.

 

orit totally agree with your post!! Men are always want to be inside women!!

 

frenchfrog Maybe I can not feel exactly what you are feeling but I offer all my support . Sometimes it helps!!

Isabelucha Sweet dreams!!

19 Nov 2009     



mirelli
Brazil

Hi people!!!
 
Thanks for all your support!I feel better to see that I īm not alone!!!
 
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii JULIAN!!!!!!!I wrote for you but you didn īt careTongue
 
Today is my mother īs birthday and we went out to celebrate...I īm so tired īcause I woke up very early.
 
Everybody have a nice night!!!!
 
Sleepy

19 Nov 2009     



lomasbello
Venezuela

Mirelli hope all your stuff is done!! Thanks for the comment you post to me yesterday I trtied to answer but the cafe is not working well for me!! Happy Birthday to your mother!!

19 Nov 2009     



JulietaVL
Mexico

 

Wow! lots of members here who almost never pop in the cafe... cool!... MARCIA, SERENE, ISABELUCHA, GLORIT, MARIAELAINE, OLINDALIMA, FRENCHFROG

 
 
Ey FROGGY, donīt feel sad
 
 
Sooner or later she has to remove them!... have you reported her in that site?... Iīve sent her pms and no reply... I wish we could do more to support you... Iīll keep sending her pms
 
 
MAGGIE: I know Julietabella is a cool name and Julian always calls me like that in private messages of course! I do not want you to feel envy... lol
 
ISABELUCHA: hope to see you here more often =)
 
 
 
VERY FUNNY STUFF! ANAISABEL, GLORIA AND ORIT.. hehehe
 
 
 
FIONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: have a safe trip, enjoy your time in Australia, weīll miss you! 
 
 
A funny pic for HALIL
 
 
LOMASBELLO: I thought you liked blue...!!! not pink
 
 
 
 
MIRELLI: My friends, Julian and I are ready for the birthday party of your mum
 
 
 
To ANAISABEL:
 
 
 
 
I am and will be a bit absent because this week is a very hard week for me,  there will be a BIG holiday in Mexico next Friday... the cheerleaderīs stuff is true, hehehe... Iīm training the cheerleaders of my school everyday... and I also have to make other things like looking for the uniforms, the shoes, the make up, etc...
 
Just as Damielle...
 
 
 
 
Iīm veryyy tired, see you around my friends, good night!
 
 
 

19 Nov 2009     



JulietaVL
Mexico

OLINDALIMA:
 
Thanks for sharing the pics... your HORN OF PLENTY is great!
 
 
 
 

19 Nov 2009     



Sonn
Albania

 
A great German neofolk group. I ador their songs!

19 Nov 2009     



damielle
Argentina

 
Oh, I see, you are not talking about this kind of horns!! I see that you are talking about olinda īs awewsome vegetable horn!! congrats, dear.
 
Gloria, halil and Anaisabel, thanks for the inspiring texts and pics!!!
 
 
 
Frenchi, i quite see your point. You have always known that I support a  position like yours
 
 
 
but don īt feel so sad!!
 
 
 
We are going to bed because julieta and i are very tired,
 
 
 
 
Hugs to every body!!!
 

19 Nov 2009     



halildurak(Hacettepe)
Turkey

 
 
 
 
 
have a nice time to you  allEvil Smile

19 Nov 2009     



Greek Professor
Greece

Hi everyone...

just dropping by to say hello... and hoping everyone is well...

19 Nov 2009     



anitarobi
Croatia

HI, dear friends!
I īm rushing off soon, but had to share this with you all - I know some people have already seen this but it never fails to make me smile.... Have a great day!
Anita
 
 
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troub lesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.


In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
  kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.


Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl

19 Nov 2009     



Olindalima ( F )
Portugal

Anita

Let me se, kan I retir befor zat?

19 Nov 2009     



mary-butterfly
Brazil

HI MIRELLI!
I WORK AT PRIVATE SCHOOLS FROM ELEMENTARY I TO HIGH SCHOOL AND AT PRIVATE COURSES TOO.I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM WITH THE STUDENTS.SOMETIMES I WANT TO GIVE UP...
BUT I LOVE TEACHING...
I FEEL FRUSTATED TOO.I TRY TO BRING DIFFERENT THINGS LIKE ( MUSIC,GAMES..).BUT I DON īT HAVE A POSITIVE ANSWER,ONLY SOME OF THEM...MAYBE IT īS OUR EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM..I DON īT KNOW...


KISSES FOR EVERYBODY

19 Nov 2009     



bamarcia
Brazil

Anita, I also vana retir befor zat!!!

Cousin OLinda, Loved your horn of plenty!!! The posters are great too!

Stopping by to wish you all a great day!!!
Hey! Smile!!! Tomorrow is Friday!!!

hummingbirdhugs1.jpg hummingbird hugs image by wandererwd
Marcia (by Nebal)
BTW, miss you in the cafe, dear!!!

19 Nov 2009     



Anna P
Brazil

So sorry I haven īt been around much.  I have to update my mosaic with cafe members ī names. So many new names and new faces! Great so see lots of Brazilians here!
I īm in a hurry because in 10 minutes my students will arrive and then I need to go back to the hospital because...
My new grandson has arrived!!!  Pedro Henrique was born yesterday.  A big and lovely boy.
Now, could you people do me a great favour?  My daughter, the baby īs mother, is not an active (to say the least) member of the site.  If she gets some PMs about her baby boy maybe she will realise how special the eslprintables community is.  She is rpellicano from Brazil.
I īm writing in a hurry but, before I go, let me just say that my new avatar was done by one of my students.  This mangá is supposed to be me! Maybe some 20 years ago! If that īs the way she sees me, fine with me!
Big hugs from a happy grandmother.
Anna

19 Nov 2009     



anitarobi
Croatia

AnnaP, congratulations!!!!!!!!!!! Wonderful news!
Anita

19 Nov 2009     



mary-butterfly
Brazil

 i īm like that this week...

19 Nov 2009     



anaisabel001
Spain

Hi everybody!!
Anita, I also wan retir befor dat!!
Olindalima- Really nice horn and posters!
Hallil--I want a bag  like the one in your photo!!

Anna--Congratulations!!!






Everybody is feeling  like that:





Some natural vitamins for all of you:






In a few hours we īll be saying:





19 Nov 2009     



Denisa
Romania

YEY!YEY!YEY! WE HAVE A NEW ARRIVAL!! CONGRATULATIONS, ANNA DEAR! I tried to send a message to the happy mother, your daughter, but it doesn īt work! I couldn īt find the user   rpellicano...

NOW, YOUR POSTS HAVE MADE MY DAY, GIRLS! AND I REALLY NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH...CAUSE I AM A BIT(MORE) UPSET: I īM SICK! I īM A GOOD GIRL AND WHAT I CATCH IT SEEMS I NEVER LET GO.....MY COLD HAS EVOLVED INTO A "NICE" PNEUMONIA!!!!

I MISS YOU ALL, BUT I NEVER LET A DAY GO BY WITHOUT READING YOUR POSTS, LISTENING YOUR SONGS ....

TONS OF HUGS AND KISSES(CAUSE I īM NOT CONTAGIOUS)

DENISA

OH: FIONA DEAR, YOU MUST BE ALREADY ON YUR WAY TO OZ BUT: HAVE A BLAST, SWEETIE! AND TAKE CARE!

19 Nov 2009     



anaisabel001
Spain

Hi Denisa,
Sorry about you pneumonia.Unhappy

19 Nov 2009     



Olindalima ( F )
Portugal

Hi, everyone
Thanks for your comments on my school īs work about Thanksgiving.

Thanks Anaisabel and Lomasbello for you comments.

Anna, I managed to send one of the pm as you asked - my little bird is still flying around. Congrats, dear granny. I am going to be a granny, for the first time, next April. I ī īll receive another boy, too. One of those, as Orit says, always like to come back to his origins. One of my boy īs name is Pedro - let me tell you, he gave a lot of troubles when he was a kid - whenever and wherever there were troubles, my Pedro was among, no, he was right in the middle of the problem. Take care, check the name. Smile

Denisa, take care, I do know what I am talking about. I got two, the last one I didn īt work for a month, nor did I answer even the phone. Be careful. Hope you recover fast. Big kiss.

Hi, my cousin, my dearest cousin, in Brazil, the one I love most: thank you for you comments.I love Brazil, I have been there a few times, where are you from?

Juli, my dear, not today that I answer to your post, I have some stuff to send, but no time to look for it and prepare, so, please, keep cool, be patient, a great virtue. Thanks for being such a friend.

Dami, my dear "evil", so it goes like this,  you  switched  the horns,( ?!?!?! ) and you think it is everything all right. Pay attention, a " HORN" in Portugal,CAN BE MANY THINGS, so, as a sweet friend, that I AM, I think you should be more careful with """"" HORNS """"Big smile

Did I make myself clear???????  Big hug, Dami

Hug  Hug

Love to you all
linda

Hug

20 Nov 2009     



Nebal
Lebanon

 
 
Missssssseddddddddddddd you all dear friends!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Please, forgive me for not addressing each one of you. Dropped by to share with you this tiny story.
 
Anna P, Congrats dear !!!!! Iīm very happy for you !!! God bless your grandson and showers his days with love, sunshine and success!!!Congrats.gif baby writing congrats image by angels_love_me_uk

Tiny Deer


Little Rupert, who is so small he can fit in an adultīs hand, was born after vets failed in their battle to

save his mother.

Orphan: Vets were unable to save his mother

At just six inches tall and weighing just over a pound, he is now in an incubator in the

intensive care unit at Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital in Buckinghamshire.

He has only recently opened his eyes.

Les Stocker, founder of Tiggywinkles, said: īRupertīs mother had very severe injuries.

We brought him out and got him breathing and then he went into an incubator on oxygen.

He is now being fed by a tube.









 
doll-orange-vert1-hugs.gif Animated girl doll hugs ani gif cute image by dawnette3Nebal

20 Nov 2009     



yetigumboots
Germany

 

What Are They Going Home To?

It used to be a deep, dark secret.  What did?  Everything.  All the things that our kids go home to.  All the things that we go home to.    More and more realities have "come out of the closet", so to speak, but there is still enormous social pressure to pretend that everyone īs family and everyone īs home is still "all right."   It wasn īt then.  It isn īt now.

One parent has a restraining order against another.  One parent is in jail.  One parent has terminal cancer.  One parent lost their job.  One parent tried to commit suicide.  One parent succeeded. One parent disappeared.  One parent said, "You can īt live here anymore." One parent overdosed.  One parent left the other one.  One parent is suing the other for custody.  One parent is a dealer....and not at a casino. 

The kid lives with the grandparent.  The kid lives with a stepparent.  The kid lives with a friend.  The kid lives with a coach.   The kid lives alone because the adult is never home.   The kid doesn īt have a home to go to, but instead moves from couch to couch around the neighborhood.

A sibling goes to court next week.  A sibling is getting chemo.  A sibling was arrested last night.  A sibling never came home last night.  A sibling is pregnant, at 15.  A sibling is threatening.  A sibling is threatened. 

The student works 20 hours a week so that the family can have food.  The student works 20 hours a week so that he doesn īt have to be home.  The student works 20 hours a week to support his weed habit.  The student works 20 hours a week because it is more interesting than school. 

The girl wonders if she is fat.  The boy wonders if he is gay.  The girl wonders if she is pregnant.  The boy wonders if he is stupid.  The girl wonders if the step dad will stop touching her.  The boy wonders if anyone will be home to make him dinner.  The girl  wonders which is the better reputation...virgin or slut.   The boy wonders if he has to have sex to be a man.   

Someone at home has the flu.  No one has health insurance.  Someone at home has a gun.  No one knows who will be in and out of the house at night.  Someone at home drives without a license.  No one lets Dad drive when he īs drunk.  Someone at home is a meth addict.  No one dares enter the house without calling first.  Someone at home has an OCD issue.  No one can come over.   Someone at home is out of control.  No one will call the police.  Someone should have stayed home with the baby.  No one is there to sign the permission slip.   Someone at home forgot to buy food.  No one knows that she is a cutter.

Someone in your classroom doesn īt have heat.
Someone in your classroom doesn īt have running water.
Someone in your classroom doesn īt have a bed.
Someone in your classroom doesn īt know how to read.
Someone in your classroom is here illegally.
Someone in your classroom is using inhalants.
Someone in your classroom just had an abortion.
Someone in your classroom lives in a state of panic.
Someone in your classroom just found out that Mom is having an affair.

Someone in your classroom needs you to understand....
          that all the things that happen outside of your classroom....
                try to come in with each and every student who enters.

Someone in your classroom needs to know that you are
           strong,
                 brave,
                            patient,
                                 caring enough....
 
I got this in am email from Genki English and thought it was so sad. Next time we have dicipline problems in the classroom we should think about what could be behind it all...    Hugs Yeti xxx

20 Nov 2009     



Jayho
Australia

Happy Birthday Magdalena
 
 
Cheers
 
Jayho

20 Nov 2009     



gilorit
Israel

Thank you for the moving post Yeti.
I am going to translate it into Hebrew and put it in our Teachers ī Room.
It is so sad and unfortunately so true.
Orit

20 Nov 2009     



JulietaVL
Mexico

 
In a couple of hours my group of cheerleaders will do their presentation in front of the whole town! Iīm excited!!! =))
 
 
 
 
But I do not want to leave without saying...
 
Thanks for the fruit ANAISABEL, it was delicious!!
 
 
A gift for Marcia! this is the sister of your avatar
 
 
NEBAL the little deer is my friend now...
 
 
ANNAP... Pedro Enrique is a beautiful baby... congratulations!!
 
 
DENISA:
 
 
Iīm sorry DAMIELLE but...
 
 
 
 
OLINDALIMA:
 
 
ANITA, GILORIT, JAYHO, GREEK PROFESSOR, YETIGUMBOOTS, AND ALL THE CAFÉ VISITORS...
 
 
WHEREīS MY JULIAN-ROMEO??
 
GOTTA GOOOOOOOOO QUICKLY!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

20 Nov 2009     



julianbr
Italy

Julieta - I ... Romeo ...  fore art right here  ...

what a darling  Julieta ... !!!! ... lol

me Tarzan .. you Jane ..



!!!!Good luck with the cheerleaders!!!!




20 Nov 2009     



julianbr
Italy






Julieta - a little something I asked Frankie to pen earlier ... lol

20 Nov 2009     



sorokaira
Ukraine

Hi everybody!!!!!!!!

20 Nov 2009     



Greek Professor
Greece

HEY... ANNA_P....
CONGRATULATIONS... ON THE BEW COMMER... MAY THIS BABY BE HEALTHY WEALTHY AND WISE....

20 Nov 2009     



serene
Greece

Hello my friends,
 
Hope everything is fine with you. Thank you all for your posts, pics, videos, and stories.
 
My dear Denisa, I īm so sorry to hear about your pneumonia. Try to rest as much as you can. I hope you īll soon get over it. Take care! 
 
Yeti, thanks a lot for your post! It īs really worth to consider from time to time and take into account all the different problems that our studends might be carrying with them into the classroom. Sometimes we tend to get so preoccupied with conducting our lesson that we neglect this equally ( if not more) important aspect of our job. 
 
Olindalima, your Horn of Plenty is very artistic indeed and the posters are brilliant. Thanks for sharing those pics.
For those of you who might never have heard of it, the horn of plenty is also known as Horn of Amalthea. In Greek mythology, Amalthea was a goat who raised Zeus on her breast milk, in a cave, on mount Idi of Crete. Her horn was accidentally broken off by Zeus while playing together. The god Zeus, in remorse, gave her back her horn with supernatural powers, which would give whoever possessed it whatever they wished for. In this painting by Poussin little Jeus is depicted feeding from Amalthea īs breast.
 
 
lomasbello, Julieta and Damielle, Julian, Mirelli (many happy returns on your mother īs birthday!), sonn (nice music video), Halil, Greek professor, Anita,  Mary-butterfly, anaisabel, nebal (thanks for the story and pics of little Rupert), Jayho, Orit, Maggie (great snapshot of your snowhite rabbit smelling the daisies) and all the people visiting the cafe, I wish you all a nice weekend!
 
 
 
Edit: Hello, sorokaira!

20 Nov 2009     

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