Wow! Wow! Wow! You all really outdid yourselves today:
We had canabalistic thoughts of spooky poets, we glued ladies� toes together and "hoovered hamsters", we played with others� bottoms and found detectives with a liking for wines and swines. We even developed special flowers for poets and used their wares to make pop fashion.
I have to thank all of you for your wonderful creativity and now I have to pick a winner. Before I do there are two honorable mentions I would like to give:
Mariethe came closest to the real definiton:
a poetaster (rhymes with alabaster) is "an inferior poet"
PMaryAnn- I loved your poem and if it had mentioned a wenis you probably would have won.
I pretty much just rolled the dice to find the winner here, but the final deciding factor proved to be including the wannabe-word "wenis" in your definitons.
The term wenis probably started out as a joke but is rapidly becoming accepted as a word for the loose skin on your elbow.
Without further ado, our winner for the day is David Lisgo!! Congratulations!
Thank you everyone for the great participation!
Douglas