Timeshare...!
JOKE......
So a timeshare guy dies and is standing at the pearly gates waiting to enter heaven. In front of him in line is a congressman and a lawyer.
The congressman walks up to St Peter and St Peter says, �You lied to people and misled the masses for your entire life. You thought of no one but yourself so unfortunately because of your ways on earth, I have no option but to send you to hell�. St peter snaps his fingers and the congressman is sent to hell.
Next up walks the lawyer, �You also were dishonest and unfaithful, you hurt the ones who loved you the most so again I have no option but to send you to hell". St Peter again snaps his fingers and poof the lawyer is sent to hell.
The timeshare guy not feeling to good about his odds steps up and says "So where do I go St Peter?"
�Well, it looks here like you sold timeshare to people for your entire life, you gave people choices that they didn�t have with their vacation dollars so its only fair that you get a choice as well, you can choose to either go to heaven or to hell but first I �m going to show you your options" and St Peter snapped his fingers and instantly they were in hell.
Hell was beautiful, nothing like he expected he saw all his friends from earth and they were having a party, eating steak and drinking wine, laughing, having a good time telling stories about earth and it was the best time he ever had. Then St Peter says �Well times up�, he snaps his fingers and instantly they are in heaven.
Heaven is gorgeous and everyone is on their knees worshipping god, singing praises and praying for forgiveness over and over. He really feels wanted and content. �Times up� says St. Peter as he snaps his finger transporting them instantly back to the pearly gates. "So which is it?" St Peter asks.
"Well, I never thought I �d ever say this but I think I �m going to go with hell, I had so much fun there."
"So be it" says St Peter as he snaps his finger sending him to hell.
Now hell is different, it doesn�t look the same, there�s fire and brimstone everywhere and he�s chained to a hot stone, He�s surrounded by heat and blood curdling screams.
"There must be a mistake!" The timeshare guy screams out to the devil, "What is this? This isn �t how it looked last time I was here?"
The devil looked up with a smug grin.... "Oh you, you must have been on tour."
Posted By Hat Trick REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS YOU KNOW
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This just looks like the bridge the monkeys built to take Lord Ram to King Ravana in Lanka (Refer Ramayana) and the boys look more like those monkeys.........