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Caption Contest Picture



MoodyMoody
United States

Caption Contest Picture
 
Thank you, Esther, for picking me as the Caption Contest winner. It was a lovely 27th anniversary gift!
 
So, here �s the picture, courtesy of mental_floss (they actually sell this, and no, I don �t work for them):
 
 
I �ll select the best caption sometime in the evening September 29. Happy mathing!

28 Sep 2012      





Apodo
Australia

What �s the time?
Time to get a new clock.....Confused

28 Sep 2012     



miyoko71
Morocco

A:What time is it?
B:Just a minute,let me use the calculator

28 Sep 2012     



evinches
France

Okay, let me get this straight....if I multiply tea-time by the time it takes to have a shower, then add the square root of breakfast time after subtracting an eighth of a minute for each hour I spend at work I should have time for a lie-in tomorrow, right?

28 Sep 2012     



perma
Greece

@evinches: WRONG!
LOL

28 Sep 2012     



maryse pey�
France

How many hours are belting our earth ?
 
Let �s see... square roots of the multiplications of the substractions of the additions of the minutes divided by the divisions in seconds of the...
 
Help ! My head is splitting... Is my headache added to the number of hands of the clock...
 
Have you got an aspirin...PLEASE !!!!

28 Sep 2012     



valentinaper
Greece

(BTW, let me just say that I love Mental floss, that �s why I decided to quote this one. Just wanted you to know that it isn �t mine Wink)
 
"Miss, what time is it?"
"I �m an English Major, sweetie. You do the math."

28 Sep 2012     



ldthemagicman
United Kingdom

Please, Miss?
 
Why is the "Second Hand" not called "The Third Hand"?

29 Sep 2012     



veronika74
Hungary

1. -I �m eager to try out the new compulsory method of the Ministry of Education.

2. -Darling, are you sure that this is the easiest way to teach the clock?

29 Sep 2012     



cunliffe
United Kingdom

It �s the Da Vinci clock. You crack the code, time ceases and you live forever. 

29 Sep 2012     



ldthemagicman
United Kingdom

Please, Miss?
 
Why are there 60 Minutes in an Hour, but only 1 Minutes in a Meeting which lasts an Hour?

29 Sep 2012     

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