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Spell Checker Dangers....
wysiwyg
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Spell Checker Dangers....
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Hello there,
Some of you may have read it already, I found this amusing: a poem about spell checkers... all of us have experienced those awkward moments when your spell checker suggests something totally ridiculous...
Candidate for a Pullet Surprise I have a spelling checker, It came with my PC. It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it, Your sure reel glad two no. Its vary polished in it �s weigh. My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing, It freeze yew lodes of thyme. It helps me right awl stiles two reed, And aides me when eye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen Eye trussed too bee a joule. The checker pours or every word Too cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore a veiling checker �s Hour spelling mite decline, And if we �re lacks oar have a laps, We wood bee maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling Is checked with such grate flare, Their are know fault �s with in my cite, Of nun eye am a wear.
Now spelling does knot phase me, It does knot bring a tier. My pay purrs awl due glad den With wrapped word �s fare as hear.
Too rite with care is quite a feet Of witch won should bee proud, And wee mussed dew the best wee can, Sew flaw �s are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays Such soft wear four pea seas, And why eye brake in two averse Buy righting want too pleas. Jerrold H. Zar
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30 Jan 2013
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Goreti Ponte
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Really amusing. I had lots of fun while reading it. Awesome |
30 Jan 2013
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