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Message board > Joke Time!
Joke Time!
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Ivona
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Joke Time!
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A boy called Perica (peh-ree-tza) comes home from school.
P: Mum, i�m not going to school any more!
M: Why, Perica?
P: Well, two days ago, the T said 6+2=8. Yesterday she said that 5+3=8. And today she said 7+1=8. I�m not going back till she makes up her mind!
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27 Jan 2009
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skudjova
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 Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?
Pupil: I get up early!
Pupil: I don�t think I deserved zero on this test!
Teacher: I agree, but that�s the lowest mark I could give you!
Have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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27 Jan 2009
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jecika
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TEACHER (to the class): Can anyone tell me the imperative of the verb
"to go?" (No reply.)
TEACHER: Go, class, go!
CLASS: Thanks! See you tomorrow!
TEACHER: Young man, how would you like it if I were
ten minutes late for school every morning like you are?
PUPIL: It would be great. We could ride to school together.
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27 Jan 2009
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HARIM
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Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: In England
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me.Of course!!
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27 Jan 2009
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alien boy
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A child came home from his first day of school.
His mother asked "Well, what did you learn today?"
The child replied "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow." boom boom!
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27 Jan 2009
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pauguzman
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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria did.
more, more, more....... |
27 Jan 2009
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HARIM
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Student: Mum!You know!The teacher took all our sandwiches
Mother: Why?
Student: He showed us how different animals eat. |
27 Jan 2009
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jecika
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Q: What�s the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", whereas the train says "Chew, Chew ".
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27 Jan 2009
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escolapia
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THE HUSBAND TO THE WIFE : - MARY, HAVE YOU SEEN THE BUTTERFLY?
WIFE: NO GEORGE, I THINK IT�S IN THE FRIDGE!!
HAVE A GOOD DAY TO YOU ALL AND KEEP SMILING!!!
ESCOLAPIA |
27 Jan 2009
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Greek Professor
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hey i want some of this too..
Teacher: George why are you late?
George: Sorry, sir but my father had one of my shoes..
Teacher: and whats that got to do with you being late..
George: umm.. sir he was hitting my brother with it... |
27 Jan 2009
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