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ESL forum > Message board > Just for a laugh... or tears!    

Just for a laugh... or tears!



S�lvia73
Portugal

Just for a laugh... or tears!
 
Hi everyone!
 
I need to share this with someone, otherwise I�m going to drive crazy here!
 
I�m correcting some tests and my 11th students had to comment on the phrase "I shop therefore I am". One of them wrote:
 
"�I shop therefore I am� is a comparison to the words of Jesus, �I think therefore I am�.
Cry
 
What do I do? Do I kill him or kill myself laughing????!!!!
 
Have a nice evening...

4 Feb 2009      





mario89
Venezuela

Kill him and yourself

It�s not a Jesus quote, that is Descartes�.

4 Feb 2009     



manuelanunes3
Portugal

Just kill him ... lol

4 Feb 2009     



moravc
Czech Republic

you made me laugh...
first I thought - kill him...
now I think - ask him to write the line 100 times...
that will do the trick as well Cool

4 Feb 2009     



masia
Poland

hahaha, that was hilarious! :D

4 Feb 2009     



S�lvia73
Portugal

@mario89:
 
Really?! You don�t say!
I know that! My student apparently doesn�t! That�s why I felt like kill him.
I�d better have a word with his Philosophy teacher... she�s going to have a heart attack!

4 Feb 2009     



S�lvia73
Portugal

@ moravc:
 
Great idea! On second thought... I think I�ll make it 200!!! LOL

4 Feb 2009     



decspec
Argentina

I think you should consider it correct (I mean, grammatically speaking), although the idea itself is terrible! He is a shopaholic, isn�t he?�Wink

Greetings from Argentina

4 Feb 2009     



L�lla
Uruguay

woww!!
yes, if you are not allowed to kill him due to regulations, you have to do something about it!! make him read something, watch some movie, do something....
It is not the fact that the student is completely ignorant or that the sentence itself is grammatically correct; to me it has something to do with professional responsibility..... That student has to see wider horizons!!!!!!!! Poor kid, it�s so sad....
I would give that student a movie or a book to read and ask him to do a specific assignment, I don�t know.... 

4 Feb 2009     



Ivona
Serbia

Kill him for being imaginative?? i don�t think so Smile

4 Feb 2009     



alien boy
Japan

I�m with you Ivona. Why stifle a free spirit??????

He has the makings of a �Goon� or �Monty Python� with a quote like that...

4 Feb 2009