Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA:         Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:         Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:           You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell �crocodile?�
GLENN:         K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L�
TEACHER:  No, that�s wrong
GLENN:         Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it�s H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn�t have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:           Well, I�m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with � I. �
MILLIE:           I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, �I am.�
MILLIE:           All right...  �I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.�      
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father�s cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn�t punish him?
LOUIS:          Because George still had the axe in his hand.    
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:        No sir, I don�t have to, my Mum is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on �My Dog� is exactly the same as your brother�s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir. It�s the same dog.

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TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:   A teacher

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