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spinney
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Awful and awesome puns
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I was wondering if anybody would care to add to the list? |
17 Jun 2015
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SVieira
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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 ate 9! |
17 Jun 2015
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elderberrywine
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Sooo funny, spinney. Thanks a lot. There �s nothing like the English language for a good pun. I always regret that even advanced students don �t seem to enjoy puns. I suppose they �re too tiring ... |
17 Jun 2015
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redcamarocruiser
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Spinney, yours are delightful. I found some at http://funehumor.com/fun_doc1/fun_0113.shtml most of which are adult humor, but a couple were for a general audience. You can probably find more by searching in google for a unique punography sentence from the collection you posted,
Why don �t crazy people go astray in the forest?
They follow the psychopath.
That justice what I kneaded to weigh cup.
Chemist Who Fall In Acid Get Absorbed In Work. He Who Chases Car Will Get Exhausted.
He Who Crosses The Ocean Twice Without Washing Is A Dirty Double Crosser.
He Who Stick Head In Oven Gets Baked Bean Man Who Jump Off Cliff Jumps To Conclusion! Man Who Fall Through Screen Door Strain Himself |
17 Jun 2015
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almaz
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One of my favourite Tim Vine jokes: This bloke said to me, "I �m going to attack you with the neck of this guitar." I said, "Is that a fret?" |
17 Jun 2015
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MarionG
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Why was the biscuit crying? Because his mom had been a wafer too long. |
17 Jun 2015
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sarguero
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Where does Mr. Circle live? He lives in Round Square
I see a C in the sea.
The S.E.A.L.S seal the seals with a seal.
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17 Jun 2015
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maryse pey�
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2 young men are speaking.
1 has just married a splendid girl.
The single man asks his friend "What do you miss the most now ?"
"My morning train !" the married one answers. |
17 Jun 2015
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[email protected]
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What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. What kind of pants do clouds wear? Thunderwear. What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic.
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17 Jun 2015
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