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Should children witness childbirth?



blizzard1
Denmark

Should children witness childbirth?
 
Hi there
Just wanted to share this one with you...

Should children witness childbirth?


Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen , a 3-year old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped  deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.

The  paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.

Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded,
�He shouldn �t have crawled in there in the first place......smack his ass again! �


If you don �t laugh at this one, there �s no hope for you.


Have a great Sunday

Hugs, Tisha

(Sorry for using so much forum space. Hope you don´t mind)

8 Mar 2009      





source
Turkey

TongueTongue so nice , thanks

8 Mar 2009     



Damielle
Argentina

I love your trendy style, Sylvie!!!
 
Tisha, your story is... 
 

8 Mar 2009