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Linguistic joke



cunliffe
United Kingdom

Linguistic joke
 
I have my favourite linguistic  jokes (plays on words), which I �ve shared before. I love this new one!
 
�A woman has triplets and gives them up for adoption. One goes to America and is called Randy. One goes to Egypt and is called Emmal and the other goes to Spain and they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. She tells her husband that she wishes she had pictures of the others. He replies: Don �t be daft - they �re identical! Once you �ve seen Juan, you �ve seen Emmal! �
 
(Once you �ve seen one, you �ve seen �em all)  
Lynne  
 
 

24 Jul 2017      





jfaraujo
Portugal

Hi Lynne
 
I love plays on words and you really made me laugh with that one!
Thanks! 

24 Jul 2017     



ldthemagicman
United Kingdom

Lynne,
 
Have you heard about the 2 Spanish Firefighters?
 
Hose A, and Hose B. ... (Jose ... )
 
Les Douglas 

24 Jul 2017     



jfaraujo
Portugal

Brilliant Les!
Still laughing!    
 

24 Jul 2017     



Antonio Oliver
Spain

What about the Spaniard whose car got stolen? His name is Car-Loss :-)

24 Jul 2017     



cunliffe
United Kingdom

Les and Antonio - great! Carloss ha ha!
 
What about the Spanish woman with one tooth?
Her name is Juanita! 

24 Jul 2017     



ldthemagicman
United Kingdom

What did the Mexican say, when he lifted up the Carpet?

"��ndale! ��ndale!" ... ("Underlay!  Underlay!")


Les Douglas

24 Jul 2017     



jfaraujo
Portugal

Oh my goodness!
You are all very inspired today!
Thanks for the great laughs! 

24 Jul 2017     



Gi2gi
Georgia

I asked my French teacher if she played computer games. She said �Wii �. And by the way, I hate jokes about German sausages. They are the Wurst.

24 Jul 2017     



ldthemagicman
United Kingdom

OK.
 
So what do you call a Frenchman who is wearing sandals?
 
"Philippe Philoppe!"

24 Jul 2017     



Gi2gi
Georgia

No matter how kind you are, German children will always be kinder...

24 Jul 2017     

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