Dear <insert name here>,
I am writing to you on behalf of the newly-formed National Dog Party Alliance.
Our campaign policies are:
- More treats! (I guarantee it)
- More walks! (And more rabbits to chase. NB only in areas where there are rabbits)
- Better-looking and nicer owners (At LAST)
- Jail (and maybe some bites) for �non dog lovers� and all who associate with them (urgh)
- Jail for owners who abandon dogs at Christmas (double urgh)
- Jail for all cats (They�re annoying!)
- Eventually, world domination by dogs, the rightful custodians of the Earth!
- Your vote matters, on November 3rd.
- Choose a better future.
- Be the dog you always meant to be.
Yours sincerely,
Waldo