Great Scot!
My name is Warren McDorran
and I�m married to Lauren.,
Don�t think about the frock,
Focus on the delicious choc.
Listen, I�m wearin� a kilt,
Not a darn quilt.
It�s my family�s tartan,
I�ve been wearin� since kindergarten
Stop worrin� about my sporran,
To you, I know it�s foreign.
And those black laces,
They�re in all sorts of places
Important is the whiskey
You know, it makes me frisky.
The little bottle is nifty
It only cost me fifty.
It�s full of whiskey plenty,
Oh no, it�s actually empty!
Great Scot!