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Caption competition



cunliffe
United Kingdom

Caption competition
 
Thank you dear jfaraujo for choosing my caption. Here is the new picture. Let�s have some captions from you: what might be going on here? What is the fellow saying? What is the duck saying etc! Or is it a goose...? 
 Barrie Hayman's duck is quackers about her master | Daily Mail Online

31 Jan 2022      





mfraczek
France

Ey up me Duck (With broad Derbyshire accent). Are you the new bartender?

1 Feb 2022     



spinney
United Kingdom

"Where is Grandad?"
"He said he was going up the pub to have a gander at who was about."
 
 

1 Feb 2022     



douglas
United States

"When I asked for my bar bill, this is not what I had in mind."
 

1 Feb 2022     



karagozian
France

You don�t have to Tell me to drink myself under The table. I usually drink like � fish dear goose or duck

1 Feb 2022     



teresasimoes
Portugal

"Don´t worry about me, I don´t feel blue. Do you? I just can´t bear going home without my beer. I appreciate your company, anyway"

2 Feb 2022     



karagozian
France

Stop gazing at me like that. You�re working on my nerves and BTW you�d better keep your distance. I have the Covid. So, I do what I can to get by. Some drink wine !!!!! I drink beer or vodka. GO back to your river.

2 Feb 2022     



niksailor
Russian Federation

[a typical talk between Bertie Wooster, who is now an old rich chap and Jeeves, his loyal valet, who has become a goose after so many years of standing his queer master]:

- Jeeves! Hey Jeeves! What if I make a hot stuff with bloody mary, some tequila, ah ... that damned Russian vodka plus Aunt Agatha�s hellish herbs she�d get from that market?
- Out of the question, sir. That would go against your Aunt�s last will. May I say, sir, your Aunt would have never forgiven herself if she had ever poisoned you with those exotic Mexican cacti ...
- But Jeeves!! These days they�ll drink hard! What will they say if they learn I haven�t the guts to do the thing I�ve promised?!!
- Keep calm, sir. They all are on the other side looking down on you now from heaven. I dare say, sir, they promised the same, but, to our grief, were meant to get to the afterlife after mixing too many ingredients ...
- Ah, Jeeves, stop that gibberish. Johny�s on top, didn�t you know? ... Okay, bring me that cactus or what did you say, I�ll put some in my pint.
- Oh, as you wish, sir ...
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(I�m thinking of watching the series again, what about you? :) )

2 Feb 2022     



Jayho
Australia

I took to Foster�s beer like a duck takes to water
 
(That�s an Aussie beer sign on that tap: Fosters lager)

2 Feb 2022     



jfaraujo
Portugal

"I think I�ve had a pint too much! I cannot believe I�m being served by a goosetender!"

3 Feb 2022     



jfaraujo
Portugal

Goose: "This fella�s sloshed - he�s just invited me on a date!"

3 Feb 2022     

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