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Message board > Special for Singles here!!! Married Ones Can Still Be Included!!!!
Special for Singles here!!! Married Ones Can Still Be Included!!!!
Nebal
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Special for Singles here!!! Married Ones Can Still Be Included!!!!
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Hi everyone,
Mar inpired me when she mentioned being in love and single. So, I thought why not share with you this funny poem. Hope u like it!!!
Bedtime Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who �s not a creep.
One who �s handsome, smart and strong. Who �s not afraid to admit when he is wrong
One who thinks before he speaks. When he promises to call, he doesn �t wait six weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed, Won �t lose his cool when he �s annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh send me a man who will make love to my mind. Know what to say when I ask "How fat is my behind?"
One who �ll help when my body �s a � itchin � He brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen.
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never compare me to my best friend.
Thank you in advance and now I �ll just wait, For I know you will send him before it �s too late.
Amen
Hugs,
Nebal |
4 May 2009
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HARIM
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Your prayers are answered.I �ll take the first plane to Albania |
4 May 2009
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rach81
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Jejejeje! I like the poem. It �s nice. I should have this poem, post it near my bed so every night before I sleep I will remember and whisper a prayer about it. Jejejeje!
THANKS A LOT!!!
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rach c",) |
4 May 2009
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Spagman63
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That �s me but I �m married. Sorry. lol
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4 May 2009
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Montypython
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GREAT poem! and perfect man!!!!!!!
hard to come by but there are defenitely a few out there....
Monty |
4 May 2009
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ignis.fatuus
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love your poem :) i wonder why it �s so hard to find that kind of guy...
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4 May 2009
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Olindalima ( F )
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Hi, Nebal, You can �t imagine, I began to laugh and I haven �t stopped so far. ( I am not in the group of the singles, that is why I laugh ) Do you know what we say here?
SIT DOWN AND WAIT; BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO GET TIRED!
Is there such a man????? WHERE; WHERE???
Joking, keep waiting, I am sure there is somewhere that special guy for each one of you, the point is that we don �t never know where the is. We also say here: Better alone than with a bad guy.
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4 May 2009
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henna300
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I liked very much your poem, I think, It is very creative and funny. The only way to find such a special man is being a very special woman. :)
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4 May 2009
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alien boy
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Fortunately I �m an alien & still a boy - not so many high standards to meet!
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5 May 2009
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Snow- white
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Let �s not fool ourselves,you can �t find all that in ONLY ONE man.
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5 May 2009
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Damielle
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G.R.E.A.T poem!!!!
Read all the answers to this post and you �ll see that you are mistaken. It seems to me that there are two that meet those requisites (Harim and Spangman). or, am I being to na�ve??? .
I �ll do the same than Rach, I mean printing this poem, but I �ll take it to the park. Let �s use our imagination and travel with me to the future: this is a photo of me, praying this poem again and again, in a few years:
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5 May 2009
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