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Funny Poems!!



Nebal
Lebanon

Funny Poems!!
 
Hi dear teachers,
I would like to share with you this site. It´s full of funny poems for kids. Hope u like it!!
 
 
Here is one:
 
 

Library Rules

No Eating
No Drinking
No Talking
Or Shouting

No Swearing
No Spitting
No Hopping
Or Skipping

No Smoking
No Smirking
No Pushing
Or Shoving

No Coughing
No Sneezing
No Sniffling
Or Wheezing

No Pets and
No Petting
No Singing
Or Dancing

No Doodling
Canoodling
Or Fooling
Around

And The Last
Golden Rule
No Reading
Aloud.

Nebal

7 May 2009      





eng789
Israel

I wanted to LOL - but the librarian said, shhhhhhhhhshshhhshshshshhshssh!!!!!

7 May 2009     



Spagman63
Hong Kong

LMBO

7 May 2009     



nkappa
Greece

VERY FUNNY!!!

i WANTED TO EAT STH BUT......................
 
WHAT IS LMBO???

7 May 2009     



Spagman63
Hong Kong

Laughing My Butt Off. It �s a nicer way of saying LMAO. :).

7 May 2009     



Zora
Canada

ROFL - Rolling on the Floor Laughing!! LOL

7 May 2009     



Kate (kkcat)
Russian Federation

Great :) Big smile

7 May 2009     



batmanname
Turkey

that �s it:)

7 May 2009