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Games, activities and teaching ideas > AN EMAIL JOKE TO SHARE
AN EMAIL JOKE TO SHARE
Hazza
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AN EMAIL JOKE TO SHARE
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LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION 1 Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Trevor works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Trevor never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always 5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended 6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee 7 breaks. Trevor is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no 8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound 9 knowledge in his field.. I firmly believe that Trevor can be 10 classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be 11 dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Trevor be 12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be 13 executed as soon as possible. Addendum...... The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines. |
14 Nov 2009
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Saskush
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This is soooo funny... Thank you for making me smile before going to bed... |
14 Nov 2009
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eng789
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Thanks Hazza, I saved it and I will use it one of my classes.
Have a great weekend. |
14 Nov 2009
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Ania Z
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Really nice and funny;) thanks a lot;)
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14 Nov 2009
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ranclaude
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Thanks Hazza, very funny & very clever! |
14 Nov 2009
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Songlessons
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Super!!! Thanks!!!
Some time ago I read a similar hate letter that in fact was a love letter. Unfortunately I lost it, if you know where to find it, please, share the link!
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14 Nov 2009
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joy2bill
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Really great. With your permission I �d love to use it on the smartboard as a sequencing exercise. It �s also great fo showing how important it is to read the instructions, ie the last line is the most important. Thanks Joy |
14 Nov 2009
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Yanki
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Songlessons, Is this the one you mean about love?
This is a love letter from a boy to a girl.... However, the girl �s father does not like him and want them to stop their relationship......and so..the boy wrote this letter to the girl..he knows that the girl �s father will definitely read this letter..
1. "The great love that I have for you 2. is gone, and I find my dislike for you 3. grows every day. When I see you, 4. I do not even like your face; 5. the one thing that I want to do is to 6. look at other girls. I never wanted to 7. marry you. Our last conversation 8. was very boring and has not 9. made me look forward to seeing you again. 10. You think only of yourself. 11. If we were married, I know that I would find 12. life very difficult, and I would have no 13. pleasure in living with you. I have a heart 14. to give, but it is not something that 15. I want to give to you. No one is more 16. foolish and selfish than you, and you are not 17. able to care for me and help me. 18. I sincerely want you to understand that 19. I speak the truth. You will do me a favor 20. if you think this is the end. Do not try 21. to answer this. Your letters are full of 22. things that do not interest me. You have no 23. true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me, 24. I do not care for you. Please do not think that 25. I am still your boyfriend."
So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read 1.3.5.7.9.11.13 (Odd No. �s) go read it once again but the Odd Number lines.. |
14 Nov 2009
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Hazza
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Feel free to use it. It was sent to me in an email! |
14 Nov 2009
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puddyd
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Thanks for the good giggle. I �ll use it as a warmer when I teach my students about CVs etc |
14 Nov 2009
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