(feel free to add your own)
I used to say this one as a kid...who knew I �d become a teacher...
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- Joy to the world, the school burned down
- And all the teachers died
- The principal is dead
- We shot him in the head
- The janitor is gone
- We flushed him down the john
- And heeeeaven, the school burned down.
another classic....
Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
The Batmobile Lost a Wheel
And Joker got away
AND one that I just discovered...and thought it was funny
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
How tough are both your branches.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
To pass, what are my chances
Derivatives I cannot take,
At integrals my fingers shake.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
How tough are both your branches.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
Your theorems I can �t master.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
My proofs are a disaster.
You pull a trick out of the air,
Or find a reason, God knows where.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
Your theorems I can �t master.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
Your problems do distress me.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
Related rates depress me.
I walk toward lampposts in my sleep,
And running water makes me weep.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
Your problems do distress me.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
My limit I am reaching.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
For mercy I �m beseeching.
my grades do not approach a B,
They �re just an epsilon from D.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
My limit I am reaching.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!! 
