why don �t we try these?
New Year Resolutions
1) I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
2)I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.
3) I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.
4)I will do less laundry and use more deodorant
5) I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
6)I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly...
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7)I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I �m not a clock watcher.
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