Hello Everyone,

A good teaching method are jokes. My students loved the following one today:

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer �s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

- -Have you any grounds?

-Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

-No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

-It made of concrete.

-I don �t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

-No, we have carport, and not need one.

-I mean what are your relations like?

-All my relations still in Poland

-Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

-We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

-Does your wife beat you up?

-No, I always up before her.

-Is your wife a nagger?

-No, she white.

-Why do you want this divorce?

-She going to kill me.

-What makes you think that?

-I got proof.

-What kind of proof?

-She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.I can read English pretty good, and it say: "Polish Remover".