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cauffeepot
Benin

dear fans
 
I m bored. tell me a joke.

2 Oct 2010      



puddyd
Oman

A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

"Sorry I can t serve you," states the barman.

"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.

"You re under 18," replies the barman.

2 Oct 2010     



stexstme
France

First Eskimo : Where did your mother come from ?
Second Eskimo : Alaska!
First Eskimo : Don t bother! I ll ask her myself!
 
( To Eskimos : If any offence, please pm Stexstme ) Clown

2 Oct 2010     



franknbea
United Kingdom

@ Sylvie,

I m not an eskimo but I live in Poland, does that count?
because if it does I m offended.
 
(To Polish people: If any offence, please pm Franknbea)

2 Oct 2010     



stexstme
France

Pole land is far too cold & away for me to care. If any offence, please pm Franknbea, who had the silly idea of answering my post!Big smile...& who s responsible for the mess.Approve...& of a ridiculous game some weird people keep playing!!Shocked when we should all be serious & answer the ONLY one question : Why?
...Why me ? Why not ...? etc.

2 Oct 2010     



franknbea
United Kingdom

@ Sylvie
 
Now
would you go and say ThatLOL

2 Oct 2010     



stexstme
France

( Just tried - going to hospital!Cry)

2 Oct 2010     



reeta1
Canada

What do you call an X that just got out of the bathtub?"  A clean X (Kleenex).

2 Oct 2010     



cauffeepot
Benin

I like the joke about the number twelve best. The rest of you need to polish up your acts.Big smile

2 Oct 2010     



stexstme
France

Get ...!!! It took me ages to think of a joke!!!!!!!!! & that s your thanking me! I do not like you any more.  Approve
Ps : hows your crab ??? ( wondering about  beings youre supposed to be taking care of! ...)
Hugs,
Sylvie

2 Oct 2010     



elderberrywine
Germany

What s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? 

2 Oct 2010     

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