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cauffeepot
Benin

dear fans
 
My crab is alseep and I need a husband so I won �t be bored in my house.------------------------------------------------

7 Oct 2010      





Stellam
Argentina

Ja Ja! If what you really want is to have fun, I �d forget all about marriage, my dear cauffee

7 Oct 2010     



cauffeepot
Benin

I know, but I want to collect the life insurance.

7 Oct 2010     



Stellam
Argentina

Ja Ja!  Good joke! But ... money and marriage don �t go together like horse and carriage
 
Anyway, good luck!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

7 Oct 2010     



Apodo
Australia

My husband is asleep. I wish I had a crab to amuse me.......8-)

7 Oct 2010     



douglas
United States

Do you have insurance on your crab?  Maybe it �s not sleeping.Dead

7 Oct 2010     



lyny
Mexico

If I had a husband, he would need an insurance Big smile

7 Oct 2010     



viccxx
Greece

Well, think of it this way: both husbands and crabs sleep a lot but crustaceans do not snore!

7 Oct 2010     



pilarmham
Spain

I love your sense of humour, guys!

7 Oct 2010     



joy2bill
Australia

Personally, I wouldn �t want to admit to having crabs as it would mean I had been a naughty girl!
If you don �t know what I mean google "to have crabs"

7 Oct 2010     



cauffeepot
Benin

I should get crustacean insurance--this is my fourth one since June

7 Oct 2010     

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