I honestly gave it a try, but your answers are too limited (fishmonger �s as a favourite shop?).There should be at least supermarket and shopping centre/mall as a choice.
Currency-wise, I haven �t got a clue what a zloty is worth (Why not put dollars as well - esp. if you ask this international community to help you).
You buy smth. ON the Internet.
The reasons for going shopping had me completely baffled as well. (BTW, I �m not stingy - no article). A deep breath? Need to buy what I don �t (?) need in the future?
I prefer things made in... What about things made in the rest of the world?
Just a few quick comments. Give it a polish if you still can. I realise it was supposed to be funny, but I didn�t exactly started laughing out loud.
E.g. Funny reasons for going shopping:
a, Get away from partner and screaming kids;
b. Not in the mood to do the washing and ironing;
c. Max out your last credit card etc.
d. Get some free aircon (or heating) at the mall
