Reindeer Jokes
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
"Horn"-aments! |
How can Santa �s sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer! |
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She?d go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one! |
Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he?s a "rain"-deer! |
Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him! |
Which of Santa �s reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph! |
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can �t hear you! |
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will "sleigh" you! |
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-"deer"! |
What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
"Elk"-a-seltzer! |
How do you get into Donner �s house?
You ring the "deer"-bell! |
What �s red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
Santelope! |
How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down! |
Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was "elf"-taught! |
| Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road? Because he was tied to a chicken! |
Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits! |
Thank you!
Thank you Ed for that little bit of reindeer humor!
he is driving me crazy! What language does he speak? 