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Limericks with a difference
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perma
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Hey! Can I have a go, too?
Your limericks were so much fun that I made one of my own, while washing the dishes. It wasn �t that easy, there were piles of dishes
It �s not with a difference, just a regular one:
There was once a young girl from the states, Who would wear her red hair in two plaits. And the neighbours would say She looked pretty as May When she strolled down the street with her mates.
Now I �ll have to stop thinking rhythmically, as there are also some piles of end-of-year tests waiting to be corrected! I �ve got about 110 students... |
11 Jun 2011
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ldthemagicman
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Here �s one that I wrote earlier for Brian �Boydegg �.
A Mouse and She-Elephant Teacher,
Were married, in front of the Preacher:
As they stood side-by-side,
He said: �Now, kiss the Bride�, But, sadly, the Mouse couldn�t reach Her. |
11 Jun 2011
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ldthemagicman
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Peter, a Teacher trainee,
Was a Member of ESLP.
Coz he wasn�t a jerk , Pete
Submitted a Worksheet:
Now his Points are a-hundred-and-three. |
11 Jun 2011
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