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just for fun

maryse pey�
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just for fun
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as it is time to rest a little here is a funny link. I hope you will enjoy it and laugh a lot.
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4 Jul 2011
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moravc
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It �s fantastic Maryse! Thanks a million! I must print this for my Mum - a great cat-lover--> Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like
to Complain About Our Pets: They live here. You don�t. If you don�t want their hair on your clothes,
stay off the furniture. (That�s why they call it "fur"-niture). I like my pets a lot better than I like most
people. To you, it�s an animal. To me, he/she is an
adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks
on all fours and doesn�t speak clearly. Cats are better than kids. They eat less, don�t ask for
money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when
called, never drive your car, don�t hang out with drug-using
friends, don�t smoke or drink, don�t worry about buying
the latest fashions, don�t wear your clothes, don�t need
a gazillion dollars for college, and won�t get pregnant
because they�ve been "fixed."
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5 Jul 2011
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