Let �s discuss different ways of spending holidays and here �s the picture:

 

Computer, sweet computer! Looking at your cool blue screen I feel the breeze, clutching a hot from use mouse I feel the hot beach sun, cold coke is at the service, all luxuries including feet stuck in the sand. No need for expensive holidays!

 

(believe me, I know)

 "I �m sitting on a reclining chair, watching the sun goes down while rubbing my feet on the sand. virtual vacation is all  I need especially during this recession"

Recession �s Victim,
Sirhajwan

 

 

ESLP.COM!

 

Do you think that there is a nother way to keep in touch with you??!!

 

 

@Douglas...Have u tried a diuretic?

One day a man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn �t see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out.
The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you a wish, but only one."
The man thought for a minute and said, "I have always wanted to visit Hawaii but have never been able to because I �m afraid of flying and ships make me seasick. So I wish for a road to be built from England to Hawaii."
The genie thought for a minute and said, "No, I don �t think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved: the pilings needed to hold up the highway, how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. No, that is just too much to ask."
The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "Well, there is one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand my girlfriend. What makes her laugh and cry, why is she temperamental, why is she so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes her tick?"
The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?"

REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS YOU KNOW.