The Beginning of My Day.

I wake up at around 5:30, check to make sure I still have a pulse. I crawl out of bed making sure I don�t wake up my wife. I drag myself to the bathroom and take care of business and shower too. I put in my teeth and make sure my hair is on straight.  I meander to the kitchen to see if there is anything worth eating in the fridge. I shave some mold off a couple of slices bread and put it in the toaster as I pour some orange juice in a short glass and down it with an assortment of vitamins and medications that will keep my heart going and my blood sugar stabilized. By then it�s 6:30 and I walk out the house and lock up. The whiff of burning bread brings me running back into the house to find my breakfast has been incinerated. Oh well. Did I mention that I got dressed? I lock up and go to my car and begin my commute to work. Trucks roar past me and cars whiz by as I wonder why anyone would be that anxious to get to work. I finally get to the parking lot hoping to find a spot under the shade of a tree so that by 3 o�clock the car won�t be a sauna. I walk into my school and greet the secretaries and colleagues and perhaps the principal if she�s around. I go to my room and prep the room a little before classes begin. I go to the lunchroom at about 7:40 to pick up my students who have been having breakfast which I�m sure doesn�t consist of burnt toast. I have my students line up and I walk them up to our room where I formally greet them and they greet me with shiny clean faces (well most of them anyway) and big smiles and a hug or two or three and with a look of great expectation. I look over at them and my heart is lifted and I know that it is going to be a good day no matter what happens outside the walls of the school and in the neighborhood riddled with drugs and violence. Hopefully I can inspire some of my little angels as I once was inspired by the great people I had the fortune crossing paths with when I was a student.

There are some exaggerations here but not many.

MY DAY!

I wake up to the sound of the alarm going off at 07:00, I then start to crawl out of my bed and make my way to see Johnny!

Go to the kitchen and put the kettle on and put two slices of bread in the toaster as I prepare the tea.
Then go outside for a "FAG" sip the cuppa I just made with the two slices of toast.

At 07:30 I head towards the bathroom to shower. Shave, and clean my teeth.
08:00 start getting ready for leaving for work put my clothes on feed my two dog �s and get into my car.

At 08:30 I �m on my way to work when the Tourette syndrome starts kicking in with the other drivers on the road!
Arrive at school for 08:50 go to the staffroom and make a nice cuppa before the first class begins. Then make sure my books and worksheets are ready for the class.

At 14:50 my teaching day ends and getting ready for the next round of Tourette syndrome by car!

Arrive back at the house for 15:10 with the greeting of my two dogs, wife, and very young son.
We sit down for something to eat and talk about our day and play with my son. Playing with my son is the best part of the day for me.

At 17:00 to 21:00 I will do my homework and make sure the next day�s lessons are ready.

From 21:00 to 22:00 it�s fun time!!! I read my novel or go on the internet and play online games,
go on els printables to see who I can make trouble with or annoy!
Have a joint or two to relax the day away and the anxieties.

And my final part of the day is catching up with some back home news, films or TV.
Then would start thinking about going to bed around 23:50.

BUT REMEMBER THIS ISN �T MY TYPICAL DAY. AS THEY DO CHANGE FROM TIME TO TIME.

REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS YOU KNOW.