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Stress ?



Pinky Makus
Canada

Stress ?
 
Dear Teachers,

Should we have a place here for teacher stress relief?  What if we had an area just for teaching jokes, cute teaching stories and poems?  Then we can always have an area for really positive messages.  What do you think?   Is the regular message board enough for such things?

Pinky

22 Dec 2008      





manonski (f)
Canada

I think it�s a great idea!
 
Happy holidays!

22 Dec 2008     



MissMelissa12
Peru

Talking about stress relief. I have just come across these jokes:

1) The class is studying astronomy. The teacher points to a photograph, and says,

Does anyone know what this it? It�s a comet.

A what?

A comet, Eddie. Don�t you know what a comet is?

No

Don�t you know what they call a star with a tail?

Sure. Mickey Mouse ��LOL

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2) The teacher is asking an arithmetic question:

Frank, if you found three dollars in your right pocket and two dollars in your left pocket, what would you have?

I�d have somebody else�s pants on. ��LOL

I LOVE JOKES!!!�Embarrassed

22 Dec 2008     



jecika
Serbia

Brilliant suggestion!!! I am sure we all have lots of funny stories and anecdotes to share. So let me be the first one to share a short funny incident . Last week I went to the hairdresser�s and proudly Approve came into the classroom with my new hairstyle. One of my students who is only 5 Big smile years old was more than ecstatic when she saw me. These are her specific words: �Wow, Jelena!!! You look great!!! You remind me of a dog but I am not sure which breed exactly�.

I hope Ermm she had a picture of Maltese puppies Hug in her head when complimenting my new hairstyle. I just think they are adorable and super cute. LOL

22 Dec 2008     



Mariethe House
France

What a super idea!
 
Yes, I feel we have to be positive! Our job is so demanding that we could well do with something to relax on this site!
Mariethe


22 Dec 2008     



SOLO
Qatar

The follwing words were written on a tombstone.
 
Here lies, the cyclist, Emily Kite,
She put her hand to the left,
And turned to the right.
:-)
 
 

22 Dec 2008     



SOLO
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Man:What�s a million years to you?
God:Just a minute!
Man:What�s a million pounds to you?
God:Just a penny!
Man:God....give me a penny.
God:Wait a minute!
:-)

22 Dec 2008     



Lallemantia
Austria

This is my favourite English joke:


What does the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

- Make me one with everything.

22 Dec 2008     



SOLO
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Lallemantia!

Once more I am faced with another challenge to my intelligence; your joke!

22 Dec 2008