Talking about stress relief. I have just come across these jokes:
1) The class is studying astronomy. The teacher points to a photograph, and says,
Does anyone know what this it? It�s a comet.
A what?
A comet, Eddie. Don�t you know what a comet is?
No
Don�t you know what they call a star with a tail?
Sure. Mickey Mouse ��
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2) The teacher is asking an arithmetic question:
Frank, if you found three dollars in your right pocket and two dollars in your left pocket, what would you have?
I�d have somebody else�s pants on. ��
I LOVE JOKES!!!�