Quality, not quantity, was the watchword for this WOD � which makes a choice so damned difficult. It �s made easier, however, if I apply my own special criteria, so:Douglas is automatically excluded because he passed the baton (or bong

).
Les is disqualified because he �s always winning these things.
Eleonora doesn �t win because, until now, I didn �t know that �twangy � was also a noun.
Linda is eliminated for inventing a dentally-challenged participle.
Sophia loses for suggesting that I made the expression up. (see below)
That leaves Ed as the winner with his fragrant combination of gourd and bs - which brings us nicely to the real meaning of gong farmer:
A GONG FARMER (or gongfermour) is used to describe "someone who dug out and removed human excrement from privies and cesspits".
Some of your younger students might enjoy CBBC �s game of the same name: