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innocent exam jokes



aliciapc
Uruguay

innocent exam jokes
 

Teacher: I hope I didn �t see you looking at Fred �s test paper.
Pupil: I hope you didn �t see me either !


Teacher: You copies from Fred �s exam paper didn �t you ?
Pupil: How did you know ?
Teacher: Fred �s paper says "I don �t know" and you have put "Me, neither" !



Father: How were the exam questions ?
Son: Easy

Father: Then why look so unhappy ?
Son: The questions didn �t give me any trouble, just the answers !


Pupil: I don �t think I deserved zero on this test

Teacher: I agree, but that �s the lowest mark I could give you !


Father: Why did you get such a low score in that test ?
Son: Absence
Father: You were absent on the day of the test ? 
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was !

1 Mar 2012      





ascincoquinas
Portugal

Dear Alicia!

Awesome! You made me laugh!

thanks so much!LOL

1 Mar 2012