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ldthemagicman
United Kingdom

"Doctor, Doctor.  My husband thinks that he �s a Duck".
 
"Well bring him to see me".
 
"I can �t.  He �s flown South for the Winter".

9 Mar 2012     



ldthemagicman
United Kingdom

"Doctor, Doctor.  I have Wind.  Can you give me something for it?"
 
"Do you want a Kite?"

9 Mar 2012     



libertybelle
United States

To be honest - that joke about feeling like a pack of cards doesn �t really make sense and it �s not very funny.  (am I grumpy??)

If it were an expression of speech, like some of the other examples, here, it would be funny - but it �s not.

What does a pack of cards feel like?
I sure as heck don �t know!!Wacko

9 Mar 2012     



ueslteacher
Ukraine

A house of cards would be more appropriate, right, Liberty?
Sophia

9 Mar 2012     



Redbull
Thailand

(am I grumpy??)

Answer yes................I LOVE ALL OF THESE JOKES!

redbull gives you wings you knowWink.

9 Mar 2012     



cunliffe
United Kingdom

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
Well, let �s hope you come up trumps! (I made this one up myself!!!)

9 Mar 2012     



Jayho
Australia

Ooooh, pun fun! - I have to jump on the bandwagon here �cos I love Doctor Doctor jokes and the play on words 
 
 
Doctor, Doctor
 
I think I�m a cat?

How long has this been going on?

Oh, since I was a kitten I guess!

 
Ha ha cunliffe
 
I�m not as clever as you - I got mine from a  joke page

,

9 Mar 2012     



ldthemagicman
United Kingdom

"Doctor, Doctor.  I think I �m a Dog".
 
"Lie on the Couch and I �ll examine you".
 
"I �m not allowed up on the Furniture".

9 Mar 2012     



mariec
Spain

  "Doctor,Doctor. Eveyone ignores me."
  
    "Next,  please!

9 Mar 2012     



ldthemagicman
United Kingdom

�Doctor, Doctor.  My husband thinks that he�s a Satellite Dish!�

�Don�t worry � we can cure him!�

�I don�t want him cured � I just want him adjusted to get Sky Channel.�

9 Mar 2012     

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