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ldthemagicman
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Please, Miss?
In a Boxing Match, why do they shout: "Seconds Out!"
Shouldn �t it be? "10 Seconds and you �re Out!"
Or? "45 Minutes for Both of You, In!"
Or? "Ours will be In for a Minute!" --- "Yours will be Out in a Second!"
Please, Miss, WHY do we have to Learn the Clock?
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29 Sep 2012
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Mar0919
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Boy: Mom, what time is it??? Mom: Well, dear, if /&%$ is 12, and )(?/&& equals to 15 minutes... bla, bla, bla...... Boy: If it �s THAT complicated, I DON �T WANT to know how to tell the time, I �ll just buy a DIGITAL watch to know what time it is!!!!! |
29 Sep 2012
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isa2
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TASK 1 ON MASONIC LODGE APPLICATION FORM: Explain the Einstein clock to be accepted in this illustrious circle.
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29 Sep 2012
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isa2
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Son, let me explain this watch to you
From the beginning of time and creativity
There existed the force of relativity
Pi r square and a minus ten are rooted only when
The solar system in one light year
Make the Hayden planetarium disappear
So if Mt Everest doesn�t move
I am positive that it will prove...
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29 Sep 2012
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