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ldthemagicman
United Kingdom

Please, Miss?
 
In a Boxing Match, why do they shout: "Seconds Out!"
 
Shouldn �t it be? "10 Seconds and you �re Out!"
 
Or? "45 Minutes for Both of You, In!"
 
Or? "Ours will be In for a Minute!" --- "Yours will be Out in a Second!"
 
Please, Miss, WHY do we have to Learn the Clock?
 
Please, Miss?

29 Sep 2012     



Mar0919
Mexico

Boy: Mom, what time is it???
Mom: Well, dear, if /&%$ is 12, and )(?/&& equals to 15 minutes... bla, bla, bla......
Boy: If it �s THAT complicated, I DON �T WANT to know how to tell the time, I �ll just buy a DIGITAL watch to know what time it is!!!!! 

29 Sep 2012     



isa2
Austria

TASK 1 ON MASONIC LODGE APPLICATION FORM:
Explain the Einstein clock to be accepted in this illustrious circle.

29 Sep 2012     



isa2
Austria

Son, let me explain this watch to you

From the beginning of time and creativity
There existed the force of relativity
Pi r square and a minus ten are rooted only when
The solar system in one light year
Make the Hayden planetarium disappear
So if Mt Everest doesn�t move
I am positive that it will prove...

29 Sep 2012     

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