Hi,I know what you mean. I had trouble with that at first too. Very frustrating, indeed.
But also very simple, as long as you do the right thing.
Computers are a male invention, and just one simple, tiny mistake can spoil the fun :(
What i can see, you did alright, but for one thing (#4)
Insert textbox.
Type the text.
Choose the animation (appear or blinds etc)
Choose the way: on click or better: with/after previous!!!!!
Choose timing options for speed etc.
and
When you play the slideshow, click only once!!!
I would suggest to check out my contributions, and look at the animations, but I don �t have one uploaded with the effects you want. May do so later.
Hope this helps, with all the others � advice.
Just for comfort: You can only teach if you can learn first!
Keep up your efforts
Peter