Dear Cunliffe,
Be very careful with this word!
C A L L I T H U M P I A N
CA-LL-I-THUMP-IAN
Ca = California; L = Leslie, LL = Leslies (in the pural); I = the Writer of the Message; Thump = thump; Ian = Ian.
This is another warning text from Ian.
He intends thumping, (punching), everyone he meets in California who is unfortunate enough to be called �Leslie �.
Fortunately, I won �t be visiting California. Earlier this year, I answered an Attractive After-Sun Application advertisement and was adjudged Agressively Antagonistic and Amourously Audacious. For this I was awarded an Appreciable After-August Accolade.
So, this year, for my holidays, I have accepted an After-August, After-Sun, Absence.
In Alaska.
In December, (because this year, December DOES come After-August).
Just think of me, lying naked in my igloo, (face downwards on the ice), covered from head-to-toe in After-Sun Application.
Les Douglas
P.S. This is an ESLP (Educational Site Language Problem).
QUESTION In the Inuit language:
�Igloo� = �House with Two Rooms�.
�Ig� = �Big Room at the Front�.
�Loo� = �------ ---- at the Back�
Please, send your answers, in a plain brown envelope, to Cunliffe, EPNS, Sheffield, Australia.
