Those of you with advanced students might be able to use these. You might use them as converstion starters. Have the students discuss the pun and how it works.
I didn �t write these. I found them on Facebook (but with some spelling errors which I corrected).
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who �s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I �d never met herbivore.
I �m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can �t put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had Type A blood, but it was a Type O.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
PMS jokes aren �t funny. Period.
Why were the Indians here first? They had a reservation.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. i hope there �s no pop quiz.
Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
I didn �t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What does a clock do when it �s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Broken pencils are pointless.
Bruce
