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Caption contest
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douglas
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"I bet he can�t wait to get to the naughty folk�s house."
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"TMI"
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"WTF?" |
18 Dec 2013
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MarionG
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Poor santa, that �s what �s left of his gatkes?
The recession has hit him hard.
edit: sorry, for those not familiar with Yiddish slang. Gatkes means long underwear :) |
18 Dec 2013
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Jayho
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"Poor Santa! When we told him to wear his thongs on his trip to the bottom of the world, because it would be very hot, we meant these sort of thongs"
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18 Dec 2013
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MarionG
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Aaah Santa, bless him, saving on underwear in order to be able to afford gifts for the children, no wonder everyone loves him. |
18 Dec 2013
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cunliffe
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Santa: What do you expect? I �m a workman, too.
(In England, this is referred to as �workman �s arse �, but I �ve never seen one with a slinky black thong!) |
18 Dec 2013
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MoodyMoody
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(Lynne: We call it "plumber �s crack" here in the States.)
Fish: There goes Santa "borrowing" Mrs. Claus �s underwear again! |
18 Dec 2013
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teresasimoes
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Oh, Dear! Santa Claus�s clothes have shrunk!
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18 Dec 2013
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ELOJOLIE274
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I really don �t want to know what kinky games santa and his wife are playing in their bedroom!
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18 Dec 2013
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Jayho
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Workman�s arse? Plumber�s crack? Where I am we just simply call it a crack! And crack is in cracker! So, Goldie might be saying: "WoW! That is one Christmas cracker, for sure!"
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18 Dec 2013
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douglas
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How about: "craftsman �s cleavage" ( a translation from German)? |
18 Dec 2013
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