I apologize for waiting an extra day; my husband decided to go shopping for a new suit last evening and, of course, I had to go as well.
There were many good captions: mohamedthabet, edrodmedina, and Goreti Ponte all went aquatic with their wit; ascincoquinas, maryse pey�, and manonski invoked hedgehogs and porcupines; Sophia went with an evocative cranberry splash; Lynne compared it to abstract modern art; fofmu, Julia Karaban, and isa2 warned of contagion and infection; douglas went right to the point and said "Yep, I �m weird"; alexcure called her a Venus mantrap [Venus flytraps are actually native to my state]; sarguero commented on the safety features of the dress; and spied-d-aignel called the lady a scarecrow. marinal actually came the closest to my original thought with the guess of veins. I picked this picture in honor of American Heart Month, when many Americans wear red to raise awareness of heart disease.
However, I really thought New-Teacher 2013 showed excellent insight by comparing the model to the Red Queen in Resident Evil. I had not seen the movie, but I looked at the clip. Although the attire was different, the resemblance between the girl and the model was eerie. So, New-Teacher, congratulations! You are the winner of the Caption Contest! Pick a good picture for us!