I do not intend this post for the contest- just wanted to share a joke I came across :)
Doctor: "What seems to be the problem today?"
Patient: "Doc, I �ve got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient: "My farts do not stink and you can �t hear them. It �s just that I fart all the time. Look, we �ve been talking here for about 10 minutes and I �ve farted five times."
"Hmm," says the Doctor, as he picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled "Thank you Doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses, it stinks like a fermented diaper in here. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."