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Apodo
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Double Meanings Which word means: 1. to conceal and the skin of an animal? hide 2. a swelling and also to bubble with heat? boil 3. the top of a mountain and a very important conference? summit 4. an unmarried woman and a failure to hit? miss 5. both healthy and suitable? fit
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17 Jul 2016
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cunliffe
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Love them! That Blackberry thing is hilarious! Apodo �s challenge. 1. hide 2. ? 3. summit 4.? 5.? |
17 Jul 2016
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Manuhk
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The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.Here is one of my favourites: In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. 
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17 Jul 2016
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englishchris
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One of my favourites: Life is like a grammar lesson - You find the past perfect and the present tense.  Have a nice Sunday! |
17 Jul 2016
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Gi2gi
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Why can �t you trust atoms? - Because they make up everything. � �I �ve been reading a book about anti-gravity. I found it hard to put down. � �A new caf� has just opened on the moon. The food is Ok but it has no atmosphere. � �My teacher threw sodium chloride at me. - Oh, that �s a salt! � �
To know a sign language is pretty handy �
I asked my French teacher if she played video games and she said - wii.�
A man threw milk at me. - Oh, how dairy!
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17 Jul 2016
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Apodo
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@englishchris And is the future conditional? |
17 Jul 2016
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jfaraujo
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A big cat tried to eat a family of mice but Father Mouse managed to keep him away by saying: "bow wow". Ah, the importance of knowing a second language! |
19 Jul 2016
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