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We got off the Titanic first.
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We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
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We never ejaculate prematurely.When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous.
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When men buy a blow up doll it �s pathetic.
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Our boyfriend �s clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours.
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We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
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We �ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
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Taxis stop for us.
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Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
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We don �t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
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Free moving (you get the point).
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We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we �re gay.
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We can hug our friends without wondering if WE �RE gay.
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We know The Truth about whether size matters.
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If we have sex with someone and don �t call them the next day, we �re not the devil.
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Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
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If we �re not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.
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Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
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It �s possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
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No fashion faux pas we make could rival The Speedo.
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We don �t have to fart to amuse ourselves.
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If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it �s because we �re being emotionally neglected.
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We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
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If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
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We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her ass.
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If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
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We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
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We don �t have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
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We have the ability to dress ourselves.
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We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
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Our friends won �t think we �re weird if we ask whether there �s spinach in our teeth.
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We know that there are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
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Gay waiters don �t make us uncomfortable.
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We �ll never regret piercing our ears.
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We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.