It is a well known phobia, actually. It is the fear of a huge (monstrose) hippopotamus on a pedalo. One look at the hippo on the pedalo and your heart goes into cardiac arrest. It is a rare sight, happily, for hippopotomonstrosequipedaliohpbia sufferers. So rare, I couldn�t even find a proper picture of one (so the internet isn�t all it�s cracked up to be), so I will make do with this toy.