There once was a doctor called Who,
That lived in a tardis dark blue,
The Daleks he hated,
They stole the taxi he had waited,
For it to take him to the zoo.
And here is one extra, from me... (still reading? Hope so!)
A woman, stopped by a Dalek,
Offered it a clove of garlic.
The Dalek, dumbfounded,
Thought: where have I landed
To meet with such a bizarre chick??!!!
Oh, the winner! Jayho. The Dalek was aghast to see plastic bags. �Plastic bags??????!!! Interrogate! Interrogate!!!
Take it away, Jayho!