Dog: Look at that fish flying by! Would you like to hear a fish joke?
Bear: Yeah, sure
Dog: Why did the fish get bad grades?
Bear: I don�t know. Why did the fish get bad grades?
Dog: Because he was below sea level.
Dog and bear: Laugh, chuckle, laugh
Dog: Ok here�s another one.Why did the teenage fish get in trouble in class?
Bear: I don�t know. Why did the teenage fish get in trouble in class?
Dog: Because he was talking on his shell phone.
Dog and bear: Laugh, chuckle, laugh
Dog: Ok, another one for you. Why was the fish given detention?
Bear: I don�t know. Why was the fish being given detention?
Dog: Because he was being to shellfish.
Dog and bear: Laugh, chuckle, laugh
Bear: Well, here�s one for you. How does a grizzly bear catch fish?
Dog: I don�t know. How does a grizzly bear catch fish?
Bear: With his bare hands.
Dog and bear: Laugh, chuckle, laugh
Salmon: You two think you�re so sofishicated, don�t you. Actually, you�re quite unbearable. Please stop hounding us fish with your fishy jokes.
Dog: Ok, so sorry Mr Salmon. We�re off now to get our lunch anyway.
Bear: Yeah, sorry about that. Let�s go, Mr Dog. I think I�ll have the fish �n� ships today.