Fantastic entries! There were some with a modern spin, with reference to gender and the funny ones. I loved Frau Sue�s entry. But there can only be one winner and it is Mr Lisgo. I thought his entry was hilarious and it made me laugh out loud. Quite utterly absurd. Over to you, David! 

Thank you all for your entries,

Lynne  

Thank you Lynne for choosing my entry. I so pleased that I made someone laugh with my humour, which is so often out of place in the modern world and more specifically in Japan.