spammers-
1) water nymphs that have a a primary diet of a popular canned meat product (and probably follow Monty Python religiously)
2) Water nymphs that dwell in mineral springs with health giving properties
business-
1) a larger public conveyance used by people visiting a famous Scottish Loch and probably searching for a fabled "monster" that is said to dwell within.
2) What the hippie said when he accidentally drove his van into a Scottish Loch
office- no longer in jail/being confined
customer- to swear a a water nymph
issues- it belongs to Sue