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Tuesday!!!
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frenchfrog
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And I also like this one:
Knock, Knock. Who �s there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that �s why I knocked! |
17 Mar 2009
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eng789
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cute - I �m knocked out.
Have a great day, evening or night to all. |
17 Mar 2009
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douglas
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How about:
Knock Knock
who �s there?
banana
Banana who?
knock knock
who �s there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who �s there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I didn �t say banana? |
17 Mar 2009
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frenchfrog
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Yes, I had this one too!
Knock Knock Who �s there ! Four Eggs! Four Eggs who ? Four Eggs ample !   
I really like stupid jokes! They make me laugh so much. I am totally incapable of telling jokes, because I immediately start giggling. Every time I tried, it was a complete disaster!! |
17 Mar 2009
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douglas
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How about:
Sid: "I have a great knock knock joke, do you want to hear it?"
Nancy: "Okay."
Sid: "Cool, say knock knock"
Nancy: "Knock knock"
Sid "Who �s there?"
Nancy: "Huh??????"
Or
Knock knock
who �s there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I �m dwowning
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17 Mar 2009
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douglas
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For St Patrick �s day:
Knock knock
who �s there?
Paddy
Paddy who?
Paddy O �furniture! |
17 Mar 2009
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frenchfrog
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Knock Knock Who �s there ! Cash ! Cash who ? I didn �t realise you were some kind of nut ! |
17 Mar 2009
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