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JOKE! Might give you a smile!



Caroline565
Australia

JOKE! Might give you a smile!
 
A Parson was travelling on a train and was doing the daily crossword in his favourite newspaper. �Sitting opposite to him was a young man with a copy of the same newspaper and the Parson noticed that he too was doing the crossword. �The young man seemed to have finished the crossword but the Parson was stuck on one clue.

Parson:��"Excuse me young man but you seem to have solved the puzzle!"

Young man: �"Yes it was an easy one today Parson!"

Parson: �"Well yes...but I am not so sure about five across...it is a four letter word beginning with the letter S and ending with T! �The clue-word is fertilizer!! �I can �t be sure that I have got it right though!"

Young man: �" Oh yes...that one...that one is soo easy! �It �s SOOT!"

Parson: �"Ahem..er..er....oh yes...of course!..ooops! ... can you pass me your eraser please young man!"
He he he !

22 Apr 2009      





Denis1234
United Kingdom

LOL � !!!!! Good one Caroline...you are being naughtyWink
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22 Apr 2009