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Message board > A GREAT NEW ONE!!!! Relationship Joke
A GREAT NEW ONE!!!! Relationship Joke
aldanaVenadoTuerto
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A GREAT NEW ONE!!!! Relationship Joke
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0 to 200 in 6 seconds |
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday. | |
22 Apr 2009
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zailda
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Very good! I laughed a lot!
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22 Apr 2009
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Alicia del c.
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JAJAJAJAJAJ YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO WELL WITH THOSE JOKES!!! GOOD NIGHT!!
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22 Apr 2009
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GIOVANNI
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Here is joke to practice simple past regular verbs.
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through , so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen. God , in his infinite wisdom , granted the man´s wish. The next morning , sure enough , the man awoke as a woman. He arose , cooked breakfast for his mate , awakened the kids , set out their school clothes , fed them breakfast , packed their lunches , drove them to school , came home and picked up the dry cleaning , took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit , went grocery shopping , then drove home to put away the groceries , paid the bills and balanced the cheque book. He cleaned the cat´s litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds , do the laundry , vacuum , dust , and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework , then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad , breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper , he cleaned the kitchen , ran the dishwasher , folded laundry , bathed the kids , and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and , though his daily chores weren´t finished , he went to bed where he was expected to make love , which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning , he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord , I don´t know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife´s being able to stay home all day. Please , oh please , let us trade back." The Lord , in his infinite wisdom , replied: "My son , I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You´ll just have to wait nine months , though. You got pregnant last night."
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22 Apr 2009
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GIOVANNI
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Aldana, that �s a good joke. I had a good laugh. |
22 Apr 2009
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