This is my favourite:
Get out of bed
by Diane Shore
"Get out of bed, you silly fool!
Get up right now, it�s time for school.
If you don�t dress without a fuss,
I�ll throw you naked on the bus!"
"Oh, Mom, don�t make me go today.
I�m feeling worse than yesterday.
You don�t know what I�m going through.
I�ve got a strange, rare case of flu.
"My body aches, my throat is sore.
I�m sure I�m knocking on death�s door.
You can�t send me to school�achoo!�
�Cause everyone could get it, too.
"Besides, the kids despise me there.
They always tease and always stare.
And all the teachers know my name.
When something�s wrong, it�s me they blame."
"You faked a headache yesterday.
Don�t pull that stuff on me today.
Stop acting like a silly fool�
The principal cannot skip school!"
Have a nice weekend!!!!!!!!!